Change the channel

L’intro di Studio 60 ormai l’hanno visto quasi tutti, ne parla anche lui. Dunque se siete rimasti indietro, ecco il modo per rimediare. Dopo il link dovreste vedere il video (è il mio primo tentativo di inserire un video nel blog, vediamo cosa succede).

– I’d like both of you to clear the stage. I don’t want anyone to think you were part of this. Clear the stage. Go on! Go on! Go on!
It’s not gonna be a very good show tonight.
And I think you should change the channel.
– When did they put this in?
– Change the channel. Right now.
– Does anyone know what the hell is going on?
– No, I know it seems it’s supposed to be funny but tomorrow you’re gonna find out that it wasn’t and by that time, I’ll have been fired. No, this.. this is not… No, this.. this is not a sketch.
– Uh… this is real.
– You wanna go to VTR?
– This show used to be cutting edge political and social satire but it’s gotten lobotomized by a candy-ass broadcast network hell bent on doing absolutely nothing that might just challenged their audience. We were about to do a sketch you’ve seen already about 5000 times. Yeah, no one is gonna confuse George Bush with George Clinton. Now, we get it. We’re all being lobotomized by this country’s most influential industry. It’s just rolling the towel on any endeavor to do anything that doesn’t include the courting of 12 year old boys. Not even the smart 12 year old, the stupid ones, the idiots, which there are plenty thanks in no small measure to this network.
So why don’t you just change the channel?
Turn off the TVs! Do it right now!
Go ahead!
– Get the camera off of him!
– Put it on what?
– Cut the boom mike then.
– It’s his show. I take my instructions from him.
– …a struggle between art and commerce. It  has always been a struggle between art and commerce. But now I ‘m telling you, art is getting its ass kicked.
And it’s making us mean.
And it’s making us bitchy.
It’s making us cheap punks.
That’s not who we are!
People are having contest to see how much they can be like Donald Trump.
– Are you bleeping this out?
– He hasn’t said anything you’re not allowed to say.
– He’s telling people to change the channel!
– I don’t think you have to worry about anybody changing the channel right now.
– Get him off or you don’t have a job tomorrow!
– I’m running a live national broadcast, can you threaten me later?
– We’re eating worms for money! Who wants to screw my sister? A guy who’s getting killed in a war that’s themed music and a logo? That remote in your hand is a crack pipe. Oh yeah every once in a while, we prentend to be appauled.
– Cal!
– I’m waiting for him to say something taht isn’t true.
– Who else here knows how to do this?
– Get out of my control room!
– Get him off!
– You’ve got 2 kids in school.
– What?
– She’s saying you’ve got 2 kids in private school whose father is 5 seconds away from never working again.
– Pornographers! It’s not even good pornography!
– They’re just this side of snuff films. And friends, that’s what’s next because that’s all there’s left.
– Cal, come on!
– And the 2 things that make them scared gutless of the FCC and every psycho-religious cult that gets positively horny at the very mention of a boycott.
– All right, stand-by VTR.
– We’re gonna cut in early.
– …feckless, off the charts, green filled whore house.
– There he is!
– This thoroughly unpatriotic motherf…
– Go VTR now!